Funny story

A friend of mine was telling a funny story which happen to him in while he was staying in US.

After dinner while walking back to his house with his gf, he has a sudden urge to use the toilet badly to poo. So he had to squeeze his butt together and walk as fast as he could. Couldn’t take too big of a step in case the shit fell out There were no nearby public toilets and after walking for some distance, he saw a restaurant. He was so relief and started to relax his butt muscles . But when he bang open the door a woman was inside. So he quickly tighten his butt muscles and ran out with the woman shouting behind him.

So he tot he could quickly run home and finished his unfinished business. However, he need to cross a traffic light to get home and unfortunately it was red. Nevertheless, he braved the traffic and almost got himself banged. The moment he reaches to the other side, his ‘sai’ came out. So what the heck, he just stood there and let all the ‘sai’ come out. Imagine all the poo trickling down his pants. So he started running until he came to an alley and he dropped his trousers, removed his underpants, throw the underpants at the side of the building, wore his pants and continue running home.

His gf decided to hunt for his soiled underpants and when she found it, she was to gross to pick it up as the underpants had too much blob on it.

Sis wedding

Food 4 Thot is complaining that I’m not writing enuf post and so I finally decided to write.

My sis wedding is will be held this weekend. Felt bad cos I didn’t really help her to do stuff. Just bits of here and there. Also, blaming my work schedule which is driving me up the wall L

Most of my outstation and overseas relatives are here. Cracking my head to think where to bring my cousins out. They’ll be here till end of next week Any suggestions?

In a way, I’m excited for my sis wedding cos this is the 1st time that I’m chosen to be a bridesmaid. Well, more likely due to obligation but what the heck. BTW, she has 2 bridesmaid. She tailor made the bridesmaid gown which I haven’t tried since 3mths ago. I hope I can still fit in cos the tailor made the dress without any allowance. So I have to remind myself to suck my stomach in when I walking/ standing/ eating/ sitting/ smiling to the guest at the registration counter. Oh boy.

Sis wedding is kinda grand; with a band & dancers. My cousin is playing the violin for her march-in. She bought the After-dinner souvenirs herself and I helped her to pack it into a nice little pouch. She also bought 2 gigantic umbrella with peach blossom drawing on it to decorate the hall.

Now the only thing is to hope that my pimples dun pop out due to all the late nites and stress.