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What does World CUp means to u?

Country fellowman has never been more united than when it is the World Cup season. Each country will be supporting their teams and country which does not have any of their team playing in World Cup will support: (a) teams that make them win $$ (b) the underdogs since they dun wanna join in the crowd my supporting the favorites (c) any team that is strong and have a tendency to win and feeling euphoric over it (d) lastly, will just enjoy the game irregardless of who is playing against who.

What does World Cup means to you?
Girls:
1) Wohoo! I’m supporting all the way for xxxxx (fill in the country name) or
2) Wohoo! I can c my fav xxxx (player’s name) strutting his stuff on the field
3) I can spent quality time together with my bf during World Cup… OMG??!!
4) Oh bother! I can’t seem to haf any conversation wif my bf. The only time I get to talk to him is during half time and in btwn the next game. OR maybe not…cos he’ll be too bz predicting the next game for correct score….
5) WTF??!?! my bf ask me to ‘Talk to the hand’. KNS! Luckily its once every 4 yrs
6) This is the time I catch up wif old frens without needing to report to him every 1 hr or so
7) I can use World Cup as my pick up line. Eg. So, which team are you supporting, handsome?
Guys:
1) Time to ‘sai lang’
2) Eat, sleep, drink football
3) I haf been saving up my MC for this
4) As long it is football, doesn’t matter whether it is World Cup or EPL, or UEFA Cup or Tiger Cup, I JUST LUV FOOTBALL. Not to mention C Cup…..
5) An excuse to be a couch potato and binge on junks, beers, soft drinks, fast food, etc
6) Time to haf some male bonding session over a couple of beers and crude jokes
7) Everybody is supporting a team…so I oso support a team jus to show tat I’m one of them lo

Almost Famous

I jus saw my pic appearing in the rock climbing competition which I took part last mth in summit…..let me LC a bit la… considering the fact that I din win anything but they still take my pic even though it is just my back & ass ….click on to http://www.nomadadventure.com/climbing.php?section=comp&page=comp_210506-photo and c me in what else but in action hahahaha…..

Of Pees & Poos

Oh boy….having puppy is hard work…..i hafta wake up early like 7.30am everyday to feed the dog. Well, it’s not tat I’m complaining about. It’s the housebreaking part which is wearisome for me. I know I know, it takes a lot of patience, timing and consistency to train the puppy to house break….This little fella alwiz pee & poo when I’m not around….

A fren said tat I shud wipe his ass everytime after each meal to stimulate his urge to poo. But he nvr feels stimulated (crude but tats the only word tat comes to my mind now)…..he usually poo way after my bedtime. So I haf no choice but to restrict his roaming area…Training the puppy to use crate is good, but the puppy yelp & whines everytime I put him in the toilet. Tried one nite putting him in the toilet and he yelp from 12 midnite till 4am in the morning (cudn’t sleep at all. Pity the neighbours as well)…..if I dun let him out I think he’ll yelp till like forever –ever….fuh lamak……

Y can’t puppy housebreak when they are born?
Y can’t puppy sleep when u r sleeping and at work?
Y can’t puppy understand command without being teached?
Y can’t puppy pee & poo after they eat?
Y do haf to b so adorable at times until u wanna pinch their cheek (in this case is the fur)?
Y can’t puppy stay as puppy?
Y ar ?

Bad Terri bad Terri………….

Back at home!

The puppy has finally arrive. Couldn’t sleep the nite b4…(dun laugh la….1st time ma). There were 3 pups for me to choose; the playful/ mischievous, the clingy & the sleepy one. Wanted to choose the sleepy one so tat it doesn’t whine or yelp when I leave him alone. Heck, if I go to work I’ll be leaving him all by himself for like 9-10 hrs. After deciding to go for the sleepy one, my fren’s mom said that she wanted to let her fren choose 1st…mm…so I like er…….cin cai la. U wanna gif me the clingy oso can la…..i din wanna take the playful one incase she barks a lot…..to cut a long story short, I settled for the clingy one. Shud haf name him clingon since he is clingy…. But in the end, I named him Terri….

Regretted a bit when I took Terri back….he was yelping the whole nite when I left him at the backyard. Actually every time I closed the door behind him, he wud yelp. He wud whine and look at the door, waiting to be let out. The moment u let him out, he wud come and sleep at your feet…..poor Terri but hafta trained to be left alone, otherwise how to get use to it rite? Anyone got better ideas? If I’m ard, I’ll leave the door open and let him come in…..he will come and lick my fingers, toes & try to nibble ….think he’s teething…He still has no teeth yet btw. Follow me ard wherever I go, kitchen, bathroom, backyard, upstairs (can go up the stairs but scared to come down)….Cute little fella….

Let me tell u the best part. My earlier post has mentioned that I’m raising the puppy at my sis’s hse coz my mom wudn’t let me keep the puppy at home. So here’s a guide “Tactics for Dummies”….

1) Ask whether mom wants to go with you to sis’s hse or whichever hse tat u r keeping ur puppy
2) Let mom play with it or let the puppy play wif ur mom.
3) Let puppy follow mom ard. If puppy follow u instead, quickly stand beside mom. puppy will automatically go to either ur feet or ur mom’s feet.
4) Sit beside mom and talk cock wif mom while mom is playing with the puppy
5) Let mom feed the puppy.
6) Let mom look into the puppy’s big brown eyes

My dad later came over to sis’s hse and saw the puppy. He say it’s too small to be left alone, so he ask me to bring it back home and take care of it 1st. Mom din object!! Tactic works….

Brought it back home yesterday evening. Now just hope that I’ll b able to train well and maybe mom continue to let me keep Terri at home.

Note of caution, this only works if it is still a puppy….