Last of the Dragon

Monday, July 24, 2006

Those were the days

I still remember when I was young, I lurve to watch My Little Pony and Friends, Care Bears (“Care Bears, shine!! And all the bears will shine their stuff which was marked on their tummy”), Smurfs, Sesame Street (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12…..number song and I like Cookie Monster and Elmo), Thunder cats, Transformer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Ghostbuster, Tom & Jerry, Road Runner (bip bip) and many more

And when I was older I remember watching Ultraman, Power Rangers and laughing my head off at how ridiculous these ‘series’ are. Some human in costume doing slow-mo silat. And on closer inspection, you can even see the material used for the costumes…hmm…..
Oh, I particularly like this cartoon (can’t remember the name) when I was attending college. Wud usually watch it before I leave for classes. It’s about this cute, short, little naive Jap gal who attend magic school. And she has some items left down by her grandparents which enable her to transform to a young chic (full body curves, mind u) and of course with super hero powers when she encounters enemy to fight them off…..

I still watched cartoon today but it varies and somehow limited. SpongeBob. Courage the Cowardly Dog, Cow & Chicken, Dextor Laboratory, Jonny Bravo, X-Men Evolution and Winx. If you noticed, there is still some child like in my taste for cartoons…anything which is cute, funny, big eyes, and somewhat disgusting.

Recently I got hold of this CD holder. It’s really cushy and I wud just put it in btwn my 2 hands while I type away….nice…..

Those were the days………..

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

To bath & brush or not to bath & brush

I placed importance in personal hygiene. But for some, its probly at their lowest priority, which I do not see any reason at all. Imagine your body smells, your face is greasy, your ass need to be soaped, your hair stinks from sweat and layered with dust from the polluted air, remnants of your dinner still stuck on your front tooth. What else could be better than a nice bath & a clean set of teeth, leaving you fresh, clean, scented & most importantly ‘nose’ friendly?

Don’t they know that it’s a turn off? He may be a hunk but suddenly you see him scratching his crotch. He’ll probly disguise the act by putting his hands in the trouser’s pocket and pretend to dig in his pocket to look for keys.

Somebody, swat me

Or she maybe a chick and when she passes you by, the perfume she fumigate herself in can make flies kamikaze as they flew pass her

Here are a few reasons why I think they do not want to bath & brush:
1) Plain lazy & ignorant to health issues

2) They want you to nag them which gifs them a reason to use it back at you for nagging
3) What are perfumes/fingers for if not to smell nice/ scratch/dig ?
4) I just need to sit in my car and blast the aircond for 5 mins with some air freshener blowing at me.
5) “I sat in the office the whole day, no sweat, so no smell, no smell, so no need to bath” or “the weather is cold” excuse

Pigs can fly when they finally realize that they shud bathe & brush for the sake of everyone

Monday, July 10, 2006

Holiday Mood

I’m longing for a holiday……Merdeka is coming but I’ve made no plans yet…..thinking of going where the air is cool, nose is filled with smell of pine trees , fresh air brushin my face and playing with my hair, tugging at my blouse, eating ice cream in this weather and then snuggle in bed…….who cares whether eating ice cream can make me fat coz energy are used up more in cold weather.

Snap, Snap!! WAKE UP!! I just had my holiday in early May….yea, I know but I can really use one now….Dunno why but this job just sap me off my ‘qi’ . Leaving my skin dry, wrinkly & pimply.
Hopefully able to materialize my trip to NZ wif boo. Well, actually its to attend his fren’s wedding. But I dun mind going since I have nvr been to NZ. Been wanting to go to the LOTR filming scene. Or mayb milk some cow since Fernleaf ads alwiz show a lot of ‘well endowed’ cows there…moo….mooo…..For souvenirs, will bring back some cow milk for u guys. Apparently it makes your skin fairer & smoother since the spring water there are cleaner , fresher & contain more minerals...heh.heh..heh

Monday, July 03, 2006

Idiotic place

I had a yam cha session in a nasi kandar shop near my hse last Fri. So we ordered a few rounds of drinks. While we were still drinking & chatting away, the waiter came and ask us to pay (Normally, they will only write down what you eat/drink. You only pay when you leave). What else, the more I try to reason with them the more I got piss la….

Waiter: Kena bayar dulu (Have to pay first)
Me: Bayar? Bukan bayar kemudian? (Pay? Can’t I pay later?)
Waiter: Boss kata mau bayar (Boss say have to pay now)
Me: Saya mau order lagi. Bayar kemudian la. (But I want to order more. Pay later la)
Waiter: Boss kata kena bayar dulu (Boss say have to pay first)
Me: ??? Suruh boss you datang (??? Ask your boss to come)
Waiter: Boss kata kena bayar (Boss say have to pay first)
Me: Suruh boss kamu datang (Ask your boss to come)

The boss came…but he wasn’t the boss munya boss. Maybe the cashier.

Cashier: Kena bayar dulu (Have to pay first)
Me: Saya mau order lagi. Nanti kena bayar sekali lagi. (I still want to order now. I have to pay again later)
Cashier: Sekarang bola. Banyak orang. Boss kata mau bayar dulu. (Now is football season. A lot of ppl. Boss ask to pay first)
Me: You takut saya lari ke?!? Atau you punya kertas sudah tak ada tempat nak tulis lagi?!? (I still wanna order. You think I will run away? Or you can’t write any further on your paper?)
Cashier: Bukan, bukan takut awak lari. Sekarang bola (No, not that I’m afraid of you running off. Now is football season)
Fren: Letak dulu kertas (Put down the paper first)

So the cashier left the paper on the table. But we din pay until we are about to leave…
Idiot-nya